Jesus Show.
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Den, jalike one dream, I wen see da Bebe Sheep Guy broke open da numba one seal from da seven seals on top da paypa. I hear one a da four tings dat stay alive an go ery place God go talk wit one loud voice dat soun jalike thunda. He tell, “Start now awready!” 
Den, eh! I look an see one white horse. Had one guy on top um wit one bow fo shoot arrow. He get one crown. An he go out jalike one army guy fo fight an win agains da guys dat hate him. 
Den da Bebe Sheep Guy broke open da numba two seal. An I hear da numba two ting dat stay alive, he tell, “Go awready!” 
Den anodda horse come out. Dat horse red jalike fire. Da guy dat sit on top um get da powa fo make da peopo all ova da world no stay good wit each odda, so dey fight an kill each odda. He get one mangus sword. 
Den da Bebe Sheep Guy broke open da numba three seal. An I hear da numba three ting dat stay alive tell, “Go awready!” I look, an get one black horse, an da guy on top um get one scale fo weigh stuff inside his hand. 
Den I hear someting dat soun jalike one voice dat stay come from da four tings dat stay alive an go ery place God go. Da voice tell, “No goin get enuff food! Two poun wheat flour cost one day pay, an six poun barley flour cost one day pay. But no jam up da oil from da olive trees o da wine from da grape vines!” 
Den da Bebe Sheep Guy broke open da numba four seal. An I hear da numba four ting dat stay alive tell, “Go awready!” 
I look, an eh! Had anodda horse. Look jalike ready-fo-mahke kine color! Da guy dat stay ride on top um get da name Mahke Die Dead, an da boss fo da Mahke Peopo Place follow behind him. Dey get da powa fo wipe out bout one quarta a da peopo inside da world cuz get war, cuz no mo food, cuz erybody sick, an cuz da wild animals kill um. 
Den da Bebe Sheep Guy broke open da numba five seal. An by da altar place I see all da peopo spirits, da one da bad guys wen kill cuz dey God peopo, an dey tell wat God tell, an dass was da trut. 
Da peopo spirits talk loud, an tell, “Eh, you Da One In Charge! You get all da powa! You spesho, an you tell da trut! How long mo we gotta wait till you come fo judge all da peopo hea on top da earth an punish dem? Cuz dey wen kill all us guys!” 
Den God give all da peopo spirits white robe fo put on. An he tell um, “Res an wait litto bit moa. Cuz yoa braddahs, dey still stay work fo me jalike you guys was. Da bad guys goin kill dem too jalike dey wen kill you guys. Den da time goin come fo punish da bad guys.” 
An jalike one dream, I watch wen da Bebe Sheep Guy broke open da numba six seal on top da paypa. Right den an dea da earth shake real hard all ova! Da sun come real dark, an da moon come red jalike blood. 
An da stars fall down from da sky to da earth, jalike da fig kine fruit dat not ripe yet fall down from da tree wen one strong wind shake um real hard. 
Da sky move away, jalike wen you roll up one paypa! All da mountains an all da islans move to diffren place. 
Den erybody all ova da world, da king guys, da odda leadas, da army bosses, da rich peopo, da guys dat get powa, an all da slave guys, an da guys dat not slaves, dey all go hide inside da caves, an unda da rocks on top da mountains. 
Dey yell to da mountain an da rock, “Fall down on top us an hide us, fo God dat stay sit on top da throne no see us! Hide us from da Bebe Sheep Guy, cuz he had it wit da bad kine stuff we stay do! 
Cuz da time stay come awready wen dey goin punish us. Horraz! Fo shua, no mo nobody goin come out alive!” 
