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I like you guys know all da hard work I stay do fo you guys dat stay Colosse, an fo da peopo dat stay Laodicea, an even fo all da peopo dat neva see me befoa. 
I like give dem guys good kine words fo dem come togedda wit love an aloha. Den dey goin know fo shua dat dey undastan all dat good stuff. Dey goin find out eryting bout da secret God get fo us. An dass Christ! 
Ony wen you stay tight wit Christ, he give you all da smarts you need, an he teach you how fo use da smarts fo do good kine tings. An dese smarts jalike one treasure! 
I tell you guys all dis so nobody bulai you guys wit da kine talk dat soun good. 
Even if I stay far away from you guys, inside me, jalike I stay wit you guys. I stay good inside cuz wen I look you guys, you guys stay solid. Nobody can push you guys aroun cuz you guys trus Christ. 
Jalike how you guys wen make Jesus Christ Da One In Charge a you guys, make shua you guys stay tight wit him erytime. 
Make shua you guys stay tight wit Christ. Den you guys goin stay strong inside him jalike one good solid tree. Go come mo an mo solid, how you guys trus him, jalike how we wen teach you guys. Erytime tell Christ “Mahalo plenny!” 
Watch out! No let nobody make you come hamajang da way you tink, an take you ova fo come dea guys! Dey goin trick you guys fo trus wrong religious kine stuff dat no mean notting. Dey get all dis kine teaching ony from wat da peopo pass down, from now an from befo time. An dey get um from da spirits dat stay in charge a da world. But dey neva get um from Christ! 
Eryting how God stay, stay inside Christ body too, an Christ, he one guy jalike us. 
Wen you stay tight wit Christ, he give you eryting you need. He da main boss ova all da main spirits an da odda leada guys. 
Da Jew guys cut skin fo show dey God peopo. But Christ, he put his spesho mark inside us guys. He take away da powa oua body get fo make us do all da bad kine stuff oua body like us fo do. 
Wen dey baptize you wit watta, dass jalike you get buried wit him. Den you stay come back alive wit him cuz you stay trus wat God stay do inside you. God da One wen bring back Jesus from mahke, you know. 
Befo time, jalike you guys stay mahke. Az cuz you guys stay do bad kine stuff an you guys no mo da cut skin mark fo show you God peopo. But no matta, dat God wen make you guys come alive fo real kine, jalike he wen make Christ come alive. He wen let you guys go an hemo da shame fo all da bad kine stuff you guys wen do. 
He wen wipe out all da charges agains us from da Rules From God. He wipe um out, jalike he nail dem on top da cross. 
He take away da powa from all da main spirits an da odda bosses. He shame um in front erybody, jalike da army guys do in da winna parade. 
Az why no let nobody poin finga you guys fo wat you guys eat an drink, an fo how you guys make spesho religious kine days: dass da holidays, da traditions, an da Res Days. 
All dat religious kine stuff jalike one shadow ony fo show wat goin happen bumbye, but Christ, he da One dass fo real! 
No let nobody presha you guys jus cuz you guys no do da stuff dey tell you guys gotta do. Cuz if you guys lissen dem, you goin tink you no good. Dey like fo you go down in front da angel guys, an pray to dem, cuz dey wen dream bout all dat kine stuff. Dey tink dey mo betta den erybody, but az cuz dey ony tink jalike da regula kine peopo, not jalike how God Spirit tink. 
Dey no stay tight wit Christ. But Christ, he stay in charge a his peopo, jalike da head stay in charge a one body. He make his peopo come erytime mo strong inside, da way God like make um come mo strong. Dass jalike how da muscle an da bone work togedda fo make da body mo strong. 
Jalike you guys wen mahke wit Christ, he wen take away da powa ova you guys dat da spirits inside da world had befo time. So how come you guys still yet stick wit da ol rules? Jalike you guys still yet stay hamajang da way you tink! How come you guys still yet stay lissen dem? 
Dey tell, “Eh, no touch! No taste!” 
But dat kine rules, dass ony stuff dat peopo make up an teach erybody. But den, all dat bumbye goin come poho, same time dey stay do um. 
All dat kine stuff make dem look good. Peopo tink “Eh, dese guys smart!” Dey do dea stuff one way, but not da way God like. Dea rules fo show how dey suppose to live, dey hard fo do. Dose buggahs ack jalike dey nobody, but dass all fo show. Dey beat up dea body fo make show dat dey like suffa. But all dat kine stuff, no can help nobody fo no do da bad kine stuff dea body like fo do. 
