1 Samuel.
6.
Fo seven month, Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Da One In Charge stay inside da Filisha land. 
Den da Filisha leada guys call dea pries guys an da guys dat aks dea gods wat goin happen. Dey tell, “Wat we goin do wit da box fo Da One In Charge, da Israel god? Tell us guys awready, how we goin sen um back da place wea suppose to stay?” 
Da Filisha pries guys an da guys dat aks dea gods wat goin happen, dey tell, “If you guys da one dat goin sen back da box fo da Israel god, den no sen um back empty! But fo shua, sen one sacrifice wit da box. Dis goin pay fo da blame us Filisha peopo get. If yoa sick guys come good, den you goin know az was dea god dat wen make um come good. Cuz wen you guys sen dem back dea box, den maybe he no goin wack you no mo wit da real bad kine sick.” 
Da Filisha guys aks dem, “Wat kine sacrifice we suppose to sen back fo show dat us guys stay sorry?” Dey tell, “You know how you guys wen swell up wit da lumps? Kay den. Make five lumps outa gold, an make five rat outa gold. Dass cuz us Filisha peopo, we get five main alii guys, an da real bad kine sick wen wack you guys an yoa leada guys too. 
Copy yoa swell up places, an copy da rats dat stay wipe out da peopo inside dis land. Show plenny respeck fo da Israel peopo god. Den, maybe he goin pau give hard time to you guys, yoa gods, an yoa land. 
No good, you know, dat you guys make hard head, jalike da Egypt peopo an da Pharaoh guy wen make, long time befo time! Wen da Pharaoh guy give da Israel peopo hard time, ony afta Da One In Charge wen bus up da Egypt peopo, den Pharaoh an da Egypt peopo let da Israel peopo go outa dea land. An da Israel peopo, dey get outa dea! 
“Now, go make one new cart. Go get two cows dat neva get yoke on top dem yet, an awready born bebes. Tie da cows an yoke um to da cart. Take away dea bebes, an tie um up by da house fo dem no go wit da muddahs. 
Take da Box Fo Da One In Charge, da Israel god, an put um on top da cart. Inside one bag, by da side, put da gold tings dat you guys wen make. Dose tings goin be one sacrifice fo dea god, cuz you guys get da blame fo all da bad kine stuff you wen do. Den, let da cows an da cart go an nobody go wit um. 
But betta watch um good! Cuz maybe da cows goin take da Box up dea by da land wea da Box wen stay befo time, by Bet-Shemesh. Den dat goin mean, dat was da real Israel god dat give us guys one real hard time. But if da cows no take da Box up dea, den us guys goin know dat dea god neva do notting, but eryting dat wen happen, jus wen happen.” 
So, da Filisha guys make lidat. Dey take two cows lidat, an tie um to da cart, an tie up dea bebes by da house. 
Dey put da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Da One In Charge on top da cart, an by da Box dey put one bag wit da gold rats, an da small gold statues dat look jalike da lumps. 
Den da cows go strait up by Bet-Shemesh. Dey stay on top da road, an make noise da whole way. Dey no turn by da right side o da lef side. Da leadas fo da Filisha peopo stay walk in back dem an watch um all da way to da Bet-Shemesh land. 
Dat time, da Bet-Shemesh peopo stay harves dea wheat inside da valley. Dey look up an wen dey see da Box, dey come real good inside. 
Da cart go inside da field fo Joshua, da one from Bet-Shemesh, an stop right ova dea. Had one big rock ova dea. Da Levi ohana guys take down Da Box, an da bag wit da gold tings inside, an put um on top da big rock. Den da Bet-Shemesh peopo chop up da wood from da cart an dey kill da cows fo make one burn up kine sacrifice fo Da One In Charge. An dat day, da Bet-Shemesh peopo make dea regula kine sacrifice right dea an make burn up kine sacrifice fo Da One In Charge too. 
Da five leadas fo da Filisha peopo see eryting dat happen. Den dey go back dat same day Ekron side. 
Da five gold lumps, da Filisha peopo sen um to Da One In Charge, fo make one sacrifice fo da blame dey get: one fo Ashdod, one fo Gaza, one fo Ashkelon, one fo Gat, an one fo Ekron. 
Dey sen five gold rats, fo da five leadas dat come from da five big towns dat get strong wall, dat get mo small towns aroun um in da country side. Da big rock, wea da Levi ohana guys put da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Da One In Charge, still stay dea today inside Joshua field Bet-Shemesh side. 
But seventy guys Bet-Shemesh side wen go look inside da Box. Cuz dey do dat, Da One In Charge wack um, an dey mahke. Da peopo stay sad inside, cuz Da One In Charge wack dose seventy guys real hard lidat. 
Da Bet-Shemesh peopo aks each odda, “You tink get one pries dat can stan in front Da One In Charge, dis God dat stay good an spesho? Who we can sen da Box to fo get um away from us guys awready?” 
Den dey sen messenja guys by da peopo Kiriat-Jearim side. Dey tell, “Da Filisha peopo wen sen back da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Da One In Charge. Go come down hea an bring um back up dea, yoa place!” 
