Ezekiel.
23.
Dis message come fo me from Da One In Charge: 
“Eh! Fo Real Kine Guy! I goin tell you one story bout two wahines, girls from da same muddah. 
Dey come hoaz inside Egypt. From young time, ova dea dey let da guys play wit dea breases an squeeze dea nipples. 
Da older sistah get da name Oholah, an her sistah Oholibah. I wen marry dem, an dey born boys an girls. Oholah, she Samaria town, an Oholibah, she Jerusalem town. 
“Oholah, she fool aroun wit odda guys wen she still stay my wife! She stay hot up fo fool aroun wit da Assyria army officer guys, 
dat wear expensive blue color uniform, da govna guys, guys from da govmen, all a dem young an good looking, da kine guys dat ride horse. 
She live fo fool aroun fo money wit all da high makamaka Assyria leada guys an fo all da ones she hot up fo. She come shame wit all dea idol kine gods. 
She still stay fool aroun, jalike she was Egypt side wen she stay young. Da Egypt guys ova dea wen make sex wit her, an play wit her breases, an use her jalike one hoa. 
Az why I give her to da guys dat make sex wit her, da Assyria guys dat she stay hot up fo. 
Dose guys rip her clotheses fo make her come naked. Dey take away her boys an girls. Den dey kill her wit one sword. Afta dat, all da wahines know who her an make story bout her, an bout how she get punish. 
“Oholibah wen see wat happen to her sistah Oholah. But cuz she get da hots fo fool aroun mo den Oholah, she come mo pilau den her sistah. 
Her too stay hot up fo da Assyria guys, govna guys, odda guys dat work fo da govmen, army guys dat wear perfeck kine uniform, guys dat drive war wagon o ride horse, all a dem young an good looking. 
I see dat she come pilau too. Da two sistahs live da same way. 
“But Oholibah fool aroun mo plenny den dat! She see pichas dat look jalike Babylon guys, da kine pichas dey cut into da palace walls dat somebody draw wit red kine uniform. 
Dey get belts aroun dea wais, an big turbans on top dea heads. Da pichas look jalike da officers fo da war wagons from Babylon, jalike dey born inside da Babylon land. 
Wen she see da pichas, she come hot up fo da guys. So she sen messenja guys by dem inside da Babylon land. 
Den da Babylon guys go by her fo lay down an make sex wit her. An cuz dey fool aroun lidat, dey make her come pilau. Afta dey wen fool aroun wit her an make her come pilau wit dem, she come all piss off wit dem. 
“She fool aroun an go aroun naked fo erybody know she one hoa. So me Da One In Charge come piss off wit her, jalike I wen come piss off wit her sistah. 
But she fool aroun mo an mo fo rememba how was wen she stay young an fool aroun inside Egypt. 
Ova dea she stay hot up fo her Egypt guys. Dea private parts stay big jalike da donkeys, an da sperm dey shoot jalike from da horses. 
You tink was good, how was befo time, wen you do shame kine stuff inside Egypt, an da guys wen play wit yoa young breases an squeeze yoa nipples. 
“Eh you! Oholibah! Az why dis wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: You know wat I goin do? I goin make da guys dat stay poke you come huhu wit you. Dey da guys you no like see no mo cuz you had it wit dem. I goin make dem go agains you from all aroun you. 
Az da Babylon guys, an all da guys from da res a da Kaldea land, da guys from Pekod, an Shoa, an Koa, an all da Assyria guys wit dem too. All dem, good looking young guys, govna guys, guys from da govmen, officers fo da war wagons, an leada guys, all a dem ride horse. 
Da Babylon guys an all da odda guys goin come agains you wit da stuff dey use fo fight: war wagons, regula wagons, an plenny army guys. Dey goin surroun you fo fight you wit big an small shields, an wit helmets. I goin let dem take ova you fo dem punish you da way dea rules tell um fo punish you. 
I goin stay huhu wit you cuz I jealous. Da Babylon guys an da odda guys goin come down real hard on you cuz dey real mad. Dey goin cut off yoa nose an ears, an yoa peopo dat still stay alive goin get kill wit da swords. Dey goin take yoa boys an girls fo come prisonas, an da ones dat still yet stay alive goin burn up in da fire. 
Dey goin strip off yoa clotheses an take yoa nice kine jewelry. 
Az why I goin stop all da shame kine stuff you do, an stop how you fool aroun fo money from da time you stay inside Egypt. You no goin even tink bout dat kine stuff, o rememba Egypt no moa. 
“Cuz dis wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: Fo shua I goin let da guys you hate take ova you, da guys you wen bag from cuz you come piss off wit dem. 
Dey goin come down hard on you cuz dey hate you. Dey goin take away eryting you wen work fo. Dey goin leave you naked, an show erybody how plenny shame you get wen you fool aroun fo money. 
Az why dey ack lidat to you. Cuz you stay hot up fo fool aroun wit da odda peopos fo you come pilau wit dea idol kine gods. 
You wen live jalike yoa sistah, az why I goin punish you da same way I wen punish her.” 
Dis wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: “You goin get punish same same jalike yoa sistah. Jalike you gotta drink eryting inside her cup Dat stay big an deep. Dass how you goin get punish. Az jalike peopo goin laugh at you, An make fun a you plenny. 
You goin drink plenny from da cup an come piloot. You goin come plenny sad. Goin be skery how you goin come wipe out wen God punish you! An no goin get notting aroun you, Jalike wat wen happen wit yoa sistah Samaria. 
You goin suck eryting up from inside dat cup. Den you goin smash da cup an goin get plenny pieces all aroun. You goin use da pieces fo cut yoa breases. Az wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell. 
Az why dis wat me, Da One In Charge, tell: You wen foget bout me an make like you donno who me. Cuz a dat, I goin punish you cuz you come pilau an fool aroun fo money.” 
Da One In Charge tell me dis: “Eh, Real Kine Guy! Da Oholah an Oholibah wahine story, dey jalike one picha fo da ones you goin judge! Poin finga dem fo da pilau kine stuff dey do. 
Cuz dey wen fool aroun behind dea husban back an kill peopo. Dey fool aroun wit dea idol kine gods. Dey even kill dea kids dat dey born fo me fo make one sacrifice dass da food fo dea idol kine gods. 
An dis wat dey do to me da same time: dey make pilau da place dat stay spesho fo me, so no stay spesho fo me no moa. An dey make pilau my Res Days too. 
Da same time dey kill dea kids fo make one sacrifice fo dea idol kine gods, den dey go inside my Temple too, an make um so no stay spesho fo me no moa. Dass da kine stuff dey go do inside my house. 
“Anodda ting you two sistahs do, you even sen messenja guys fo tell guys from far away fo come. An wen da messenja guys reach um, dey come! You wahines bafe, put plenny makeup aroun yoa eyes fo dem, an put on yoa jewelry. 
You sit on top one fancy kine bed. Get one table in front da bed wea you put da incense an da olive oil dat stay spesho fo me Da One In Charge. 
“Get one party an can hear plenny peopo stay talking aroun her. Even get piloot guys somebody bring from da boonies. Dey put bracelets on top da arms a da wahine an her sistah an real nice crowns on top dea heads. 
Den I tell dis bout da wahine dat stay all tired cuz she fool aroun wit guys dat not her husban: ‘If dese guys like pay fo poke one ol hoa now, let um! Dass how she stay!’ 
An dass wat dey do. Jalike wen guys poke one hoa, dose guys poke dose pilau wahines, Oholah an Oholibah. 
But get guys dat do da right kine stuff. Dey goin punish dose two big towns, Samaria an Jerusalem, jalike dey punish da wahines dat fool aroun behind dea husban back, an da ones dat make peopo bleed an mahke. Dose towns get da blame fo make lidat. 
“Dis wat Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: Bring one army agains dem an give da army guys da right fo make um come sked an rip um off. 
Da army guys goin throw stones fo kill um, o wack um wit dea swords. Dey goin kill dea boys an girls too an burn down dea houses. 
Dass how I goin make erybody no do pilau kine stuff no mo inside da land. An I goin punish all da wahines fo teach um dat dey betta not do da kine bad kine stuff you two wahines do. 
You guys goin get punish cuz you do pilau kine stuff. You goin get da blame cuz you go down in front yoa idol kine gods. Den you goin know dass me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, wen do all dat.” 
