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From Bethel, Jacob hele on, till he come da land wea da ohanas from da east side live. 
Ova dea inside one field, in front him, he see one puka wea da watta come out. Had plenny sheeps stay laying down ova dea, cuz ery day da sheep guys let um drink da watta dat come outa da puka. Had da sheeps from one sheep farma guy one side, an da sheeps from anodda farma da odda side, an da sheeps from anodda farma, da odda side, an three sheep farma guys. But had one big rock stay cova da puka. 
Da sheep guys, dey erytime wait till all da sheeps come togedda. Den dey push da big rock from on top da puka an let da sheeps go drink. Afta, dey push back da big rock on top da puka. 
Jacob tell um, “Eh braddahs, wea you guys from?” Dey tell um, “Us, from Haran.” 
He tell um, “So, you guys know Laban? Nahor grankid?” Dey tell, “Yeah, we know um.” 
Den he tell, “Laban, he stay okay, o wat?” Dey tell um, “Yeah, he stay okay. An look ova dea! Dass Laban daughtah Rachel. She stay bring dea sheeps ova hea.” 
Jacob tell, “How come you do dis? Still hot, you know. Mo betta give da sheeps watta an let um go back eat grass. Not da right time yet fo da animals come togedda.” 
But dey tell um, “Us no can, ova hea. Gotta wait till da sheeps from all da sheep guys come togedda. Den gotta push da big rock from on top da puka, an all da sheeps drink watta, same time.” 
Jacob an da guys still stay talking, an Rachel come dea wit all her faddah sheeps, cuz she da one take kea da sheeps fo her faddah. 
Jacob see Rachel. She Laban daughtah, an Laban his muddah braddah. Da sheeps, dey Laban sheeps. Az why, right den an dea, Jacob go by da puka, an push da big rock from on top da puka, an he let his uncle Laban sheeps drink watta. 
Afta, Jacob go kiss Rachel, an he start fo cry plenny. 
Jacob tell Rachel dat her faddah an him from da same ohana, dat he Rebecca boy. So real fas, Rachel run an tell her faddah. 
Wen Laban hear dat his sistah boy Jacob stay come, he run fo tell um aloha. Laban hug Jacob, an give um one kiss, an bring um inside da house. Jacob tell Laban eryting dat wen happen, 
an Laban tell him, “Fo shua, me an you get da same blood!” Jacob stay dea one month. 
Afta, Laban tell Jacob, “Eh, me an you, we stay from da same ohana. But dat no mean you gotta work fo me fo free! Tell me, how much you like me pay you fo work fo me?” 
Laban, he get two daughtahs. Da older daughtah Leah, an da younga daughtah Rachel. 
Leah, she get pretty eyes, but Rachel, she real good looking, wit one awesome body. 
Jacob, he love Rachel awready. He tell Laban, “I goin work fo you seven year if you give me yoa younga daughtah Rachel fo marry.” 
Laban, he tell, “Shoots, az mo betta I give her to you an not to some odda guy. Stay hea wit me.” 
Dass how come Jacob wen work seven year fo marry Rachel. An he figga, was ony jalike two-three days cuz he love her plenny. 
Da time come, wen Jacob pau work seven year fo Rachel. Jacob tell Laban, “Kay den! Give me Rachel fo me marry her.” 
So Laban wen tell erybody from dat place fo come togedda, an he make one big wedding luau. 
Nite time, Laban take his daughtah Leah by Jacob, an Jacob an Leah sleep togedda. 
(Same time, Laban give his daughtah Leah da slave wahine Zilpah fo work fo her.) 
Morning time come, an Jacob wake up. He see was Leah wit him, not Rachel! Jacob tell Laban, “Wassup?! Wat you wen do to me! I work fo you seven year fo me marry Rachel! How come you trick me lidat?!” 
Laban tell um, “Eh, you know, dass not how us do um hea. Get custom oua place, da older sistah gotta marry firs. Afta, da younga sistah can marry. 
Try wait! Afta one week, da wedding luau an stuff fo Leah pau. If you like work fo me seven year moa, you can marry Rachel too.” 
So dass how Jacob wen do. He wait one week till all da wedding kine stuff pau. Den Laban give him his daughtah Rachel too fo marry. 
(Same time, Laban give his daughtah Rachel da slave wahine Bilhah fo work fo her.) 
From dat time, Jacob sleep wit Rachel too. He get mo plenny love fo Rachel den fo Leah. An he stay dea work fo Laban anodda seven year. 
But Da One In Charge, he see dat Jacob no mo love an aloha fo Leah. Dass why Da One In Charge let Leah come hapai, but Rachel, she no can come hapai dat time. 
Leah come hapai, an get one bebe boy. She give um da name Reuben, cuz she tink, “Da One In Charge see dat I get trouble,” an da word Reuben soun kinda like “see one boy,” dea language. An she figga dis too: “Now my husban goin love me.” 
Leah come hapai one mo time an get anodda bebe boy. She tell, “Dis cuz Da One In Charge know dat my husban no like me. Dass why Da One In Charge give me dis bebe too.” She call um Simeon, cuz soun kinda like “somebody dat lissen,” dea language. 
Den Leah come hapai one mo time, an get one mo bebe boy. She call dat one Levi, cuz soun kinda like “come tight,” dea language. She tell, “Dis time fo shua, my husban goin come tight wit me, cuz I wen born three boys fo him.” 
One mo time, Leah come hapai an get one bebe boy. She call um Judah, cuz soun kinda like “tell good tings,” dea language. She tell, “Dis time, I goin tell good tings bout Da One In Charge!” From dat time, she neva have kids no moa, till layta. 
