1 Samuel.
27.
David now stay figga, “Bumbye, aah? Saul goin wipe me out. So, mo betta I bag outa hea, an go by da Filisha peopo. Ova dea, Saul no goin look fo me inside da Israel land no moa, an I goin get away from his powa.” 
So David an da six hundred guys wit him go da odda side by Akish, Maok boy. Akish, he da king fo Gat town. 
David an his guys stay inside Gat wit King Akish. Ery army guy wit David get his wife an kids wit him. David get his two wifes wit him too, Ahinoam from Jezreel, an Abigail from Carmel, Nabal widow. 
Somebody tell Saul dat David wen run away Gat side. Az why he no look fo David dis time. 
Laytas, David tell Akish, “If you feel good bout me, den let da peopo inside one a da country towns give me one place fo me go live ova dea. You my boss. But I not one importan guy. So no need fo me live inside yoa big town wea you stay.” 
Dat same day, Akish give David da right fo be da main man Ziklag town. (Az why dat town, laytas stay unda da Judah kings, an not da Filisha kings.) 
David live inside da Filisha countryside, one year an four month. 
Dat time, David an his guys stay attack an rip off stuff from da Geshur peopo, da Girza peopo, an da Amalek peopo. (From long time dose peopo live inside da small towns, inside da land wea you come nea Shur town, an nea da road dat go Egypt side.) 
Weneva David dem attack da peopo all aroun one place, he no leave nobody alive, no guy o wahine. But, he take da sheeps an goats, cows, donkeys, camels, an clotheses. Den he go back by Akish. 
Weneva Akish tell David, “Wea you guys wen go dis time fo rip off stuff?” David tell um, “Da south part a da boonies Judah side,” o “Da south part a da boonies wea da Jerahmeel peopo live,” o “Da south part a da boonies wea da Ken peopo live.” 
David no leave nobody alive, guys o wahines, cuz he figga, “If somebody stay alive, bumbye somebody goin bring dem Gat side, an dey goin tell wat us guys wen do fo real kine.” Az how David wen tell his guys fo ack, all da time he live inside da Filisha country side. 
Akish start fo trus David, cuz he tink, “Da way dis guy ack, he make his peopo, da Israel peopo, hate him! Az why he goin work fo me long time.” 
