2 Kings.
3.
Joram, Ahab boy, come king fo da Israel peopo an live Samaria town, wen Jehoshafat stay king fo da Judah peopo eighteen year. An Joram stay da king inside Israel fo twelve year. 
He do bad kine stuff, da way Da One In Charge see um, but not real bad den, da way his faddah an muddah wen do. He take away da kapu stone fo da Baal god dat his faddah wen put. 
But still yet, he stay stick wit da same bad kine stuff dat King Jeroboam, Nebat boy, wen do. He make da Israel peopo do um too, an he no tell “Laytas” to all dat. 
Befo time, Mesha, da Moab king, know how fo breed da sheeps spesho kine, fo get plenny sheep. Ery year, he gotta pay tax to da Israel king. He gotta give um one hundred tousan bebe sheep, an da wool from one hundred tousan boy kine sheep. 
But afta Ahab mahke, Mesha da Moab king make war agains da Israel king, fo ovathrow da Israel territorial govmen. 
So dat time, King Joram go out from Samaria town, an bring togedda all da Israel army guys fo fight Moab. 
Wen he stay go, he sen messenja guys by Jehoshafat, da king fo Judah, fo tell him, “Da Moab king make war agains me, fo throw out da Israel territorial govmen. I like you go wit me fo fight da Moab guys.” Jehoshafat tell, “Shoots! Me an you stay real tight. My peopo an my horses, dey yoas.” 
Jehoshafat aks, “Wat way we goin go afta dem?” Joram tell, “Thru da boonies Edom side.” 
So da Israel king go out wit da Judah king an da Edom king. Dey march aroun da Big Salt Lake south, den east, den north. Afta dey stay march seven days, da army guys an da animals dey get wit dem, no mo watta fo drink. 
Da Israel king tell, “Wot! Fo shua Da One In Charge tell us three kings come all da way ova hea, fo da Moab king catch us guys!” 
But Jehoshafat tell, “No mo nobody dat talk fo Da One In Charge ova hea, o wat? Fo us guys aks Da One In Charge wat fo do!” One officer fo da Israel king tell, “Elisha, Shafat boy, stay hea. Befo time, he hang out wit Elijah fo help him.” 
Jehoshafat tell, “Fo us know wat Da One In Charge tell, Elisha can tell us.” Az why da king fo Israel, an Jehoshafat, an da Edom king go talk to Elisha. 
Elisha tell da Israel king, “Mo betta you go by da guys dat talk fo da gods yoa faddah an muddah wen pray to! How come you tink me an you stay pono?!” Da Israel king tell um, “No ways! Cuz Da One In Charge was da one wen call us three kings togedda, an he da One goin let da Moab king catch us guys!” 
Elisha tell, “I know dis fo shua: Da One In Charge, he da God Ova All Da Armies. An he stay alive, an I work fo him. If I neva get respeck fo Jehoshafat, da king fo da Judah peopo, I no even goin look at you, King Joram, o see you. 
But you know wat? Bring me one music guy ova hea fo make me come ready fo go lissen Da One In Charge.” Wen da guy stay play da music, da powa from Da One In Charge take ova Elisha, 
an he tell, “Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘Goin get plenny watta all ova dis dry valley.’ 
Cuz dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘You guys no goin see wind o rain, but dis dry valley goin come full wit watta. An you guys, yoa cows, an yoa odda animals goin drink from um. 
Dis, az one easy kine ting da way Da One In Charge see um. Den he goin give you guys da powa fo take ova da Moab peopo. 
You guys goin bus up all da bestes towns, even if get strong wall. You goin cut down all da good kine trees, make da watta no come outa all da pukas, an put stone all ova da good fields so no can grow food.’” 
An da nex morning, wen time fo make da morning sacrifice, get plenny watta running down from Edom side! An dass how da land get plenny watta all ova da place. 
All da Moab peopo know da kings stay come fo fight dem. Az why dey call all dem dat can fight, da young an makule guys, an dey go wea dea land meet da Edom land, all ready fo fight dea. 
Da nex day, wen dey get up early morning time, da sun come up shining on top da watta. Da way da Moab peopo see um from dea side, da watta look red, jalike blood. 
Dey yell, “Az blood! Fo shua, da kings army guys awready wen fight an wipe out each odda! Come on, you Moab guys, us go rip off dea stuffs!” 
But wen da Moab guys reach da Israel army camp fo go rip off dea stuffs, da Israel guys was ready an attack dem till dey run away. Den da Israel army guys go attack da Moab land, an kill da Moab guys. 
Dey bus up all da towns, an all dem throw one stone on top all da good fields till get stone all ova um. Dey make da pukas fo watta so da watta no come out, an cut down all da good trees. Ony Kir-Hareset town neva get bus up. But da Israel guys put guys wit slings fo throw stones all aroun Kir-Hareset, an attack dat place too. 
Da Moab king see dat his army guys stay get bus up. He take seven hundred mo army guys wit swords fo try fo fight da Edom king all togedda fo dem get outa da fighting, but dis neva work. 
Den da Moab king take his numba one boy dat was goin come king afta him, an kill him an burn up da body on top da town wall, fo make one sacrifice to his gods. Da One In Charge come real huhu wit da Israel peopo cuz da Moab king gotta do dat. Da Israel peopo see dis, an tink az wase time fo fight. So dey go back dea land. 
