Matthew.
11.
Wen Jesus pau tell his twelve guys wat dey gotta do an wea dey gotta go, he sen um all ova da place, an den he go way from ova dea fo go teach inside da odda towns. 
Same time, John Da Baptiza Guy, he stay in prison. He hear bout all da stuff Jesus stay do. (Jesus da Christ Guy, you know, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen.) So John sen his guys fo talk to Jesus. 
Dey tell him, “Eh, you da guy suppose to come, o wat? O we suppose to wait fo anodda guy fo come?” 
Jesus tell um, “Go, tell John wat you guys stay hear an see. 
Had guys dat no can see, now dey can see. Had guys dat no can walk, now dey can walk. Had lepa guys, now dey no mo sick. Had guys dat no can hear, now dey can hear. Had guys dat wen mahke, now dey stay walk aroun. Da peopo dat no mo notting, now dey hear all da Good Kine Stuff From God dat I stay teach um. 
An if da tings I do no bodda you, den you goin feel good inside.” 
Afta John guys start fo go way from ova dea, Jesus tell all da peopo bout John. He tell um, “Dat time you guys go inside da boonies fo see John, how come you wen go? Was fo look da wind stay blow da grass? No way! 
Den, wat you go ova dea fo see? One guy wit fancy kine clotheses, o wat? You know wat? Da guys dat wear fancy kine clotheses stay inside da king palace. 
If not dat, wat you go ova dea fo see? One guy dat talk fo God, o wat? I tell you guys dat John, he mo den one guy dat talk fo God. 
Dis da guy da Bible wen talk bout befo time, dat time God tell his Spesho Guy, “‘Eh! Try lissen dis! I goin sen my messenja guy befo you. He goin make eryting ready fo you, Befo you come ova dea.’ 
“Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: From all da peopo dat live befo time, no mo nobody mo importan den John Da Baptiza Guy. But now, even da mostes small kine guy dat get God fo his King, he mo importan den John. 
“From da firs time John Da Baptiza Guy start fo teach till now, da peopo dat get God fo dea king stay come mo an mo strong. An get guys dat like beef fo take um ova. 
Befo John show up ova dea, all da guys dat talk fo God befo time talk bout God da king. An da Rules Moses wen write talk bout um too. 
Dis guy John, he da guy dey tell goin come, jus like Elijah. You tink you guys can handle dat, o wat? 
You guys get ears fo hear, so you betta lissen up! 
“But peopo nowdays, how dey stay? Dey jalike da kids dat stay sit inside da open market place, an yell to dea frenz, 
“‘Eh! Us guys make music fo you guys, But you no dance! Us guys cry, But you guys no come sad fo us!’ 
“Same ting, wen John Da Baptiza Guy show up, he no eat so he can pray plenny, an he no drink wine. Dass how come peopo tell, ‘Eh, he get one bad kine spirit in charge a him!’ 
But try go figga dis: Me, I da Fo Real Kine Guy. I eat, I drink, an dey tell, ‘You know wat? Dis guy erytime stay eating an drinking! He frenz wit da guys dat colleck tax money fo da govmen, an da odda kine peopo dat get one bad rep jalike dem.’ But eh! you know wat? Da guy dat get da smarts from God, da tings he do, goin show proof dat he right.” 
Den Jesus scold da peopo from all da towns wea he wen show his powa, cuz dey not sorry fo all da bad kine stuff dey stay do, an dey still yet stay do um. 
He tell, “Wassamatta you guys?! You guys from Korazin town, an you guys from Betsaida town! I neva show my powa to da Tyre an Sidon guys da way I wen show um to you guys. Az why dem Tyre an Sidon guys neva come sorry fo da bad kine stuff dey wen do, an no even come shame fo all dat. If dey wen see my powa da way you guys wen see um, dey put on burmbag clotheses an throw ash on top dea head fo erybody know dey sorry real quick, but dey neva do dat. But you guys wen see my powa fo real kine, an you still yet no stay sorry! 
But I stay tell you guys now, bumbye goin be mo easy fo da Tyre an Sidon peopo wen dey gotta stan in front God da Judge, den fo you guys. 
“‘An you guys from Capernaum town, You tink God goin bring you guys up in da sky, o wat? No way! Mo like he goin throw you guys down dea inside Hell.’ “Cuz if I wen do awesome stuff wit my powa fo da Sodom guys jalike I do fo you guys, still yet Sodom town stay hea. 
But I stay tell you guys, bumbye goin be mo easy fo da Sodom guys wen dey stan in front God da Judge, den fo you guys.” 
Dat time Jesus tell, “God, you my Faddah. You Da One In Charge all ova da sky an da world. Mahalo plenny, eh, cuz you show dis kine stuff to da kids, but hide um from da smart guys dat know plenny. 
Yeah, you my Faddah, an dass how you like um happen.” 
Den Jesus tell dem, “My Faddah in da sky give me eryting, you know. I his Boy, an az why he do dis. Nobody know me jalike my Faddah know me. An nobody know my Faddah fo real kine, ony me, I know him, cuz I his Boy. An da Boy da one dat pick da peopo he like show da Faddah to dem. 
“All you guys dat stay work hard an carry heavy kine stuff dat make you come wore out, come! Go come ova hea by me. I goin give you guys res. 
Jalike da cows get yoke on top dem fo pull dea load, you guys put my yoke on top you. Learn fo do wat I stay teach you. I stay gentle kine an I like take kea odda peopo befo I take kea me, fo notting bodda you guys. 
Cuz my yoke real easy fo put on, an my load not heavy.” 
