Jeremiah.
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Dis da message dat come fo Jeremiah from Da One In Charge: 
“Lissen up you guys! Da deal I get wit you tell dis. You, Jeremiah, tell all dis to da Judah peopo an da peopo dat live inside Jerusalem. 
Tell dem dat dis wat me, Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo, tell: Anybody dat no do wat my deal wit da Israel peopo tell, dey goin get kahuna put on top dem. 
Da time I wen bring yoa ancesta guys outa Egypt, dis da rules I wen tell dem dey gotta follow. Eryting ova dea was real hard fo dem, jalike dey inside one real hot fire fo take da junk outa da iron. I tell um: ‘Lissen up, an do eryting I tell you guys fo do! Den you guys goin come my peopo, an I goin come yoa God. 
Dass cuz I like do wat I wen make one strong promise fo do to yoa ancesta guys, fo give dem one land dat get plenny milk an honey erytime.’ Az da land you guys get today!” An me, Jeremiah, I tell Da One In Charge, “Az right!” 
Da One In Charge tell me, “Tell all dis stuff I stay tell you inside da Judah towns an on top da Jerusalem streets: ‘No foget wass my deal wit yoa ancesta guys, an do um. 
From da time I wen bring yoa ancesta guys outa Egypt till today, I tell dem serious kine ova an ova, “You guys betta lissen wat I stay tell, an do um!” 
But yoa ancesta guys neva lissen wat I tell, an dey no do um. Dey neva even tink bout wat I tell dem. Dey real hard head, so dey do wateva bad kine ting dey like do. Az why I wen make happen all da real bad kine stuff dis deal tell goin happen to dem, cuz I awready tell um wat fo do but dey neva do um.’” 
Den Da One In Charge tell me, “Da Judah peopo an da Jerusalem peopo, dey stay make one secret deal wit each odda. 
Dey stay make jalike befo time an do wass wrong. Dey do same kine ting dea ancesta guys wen do. Dea ancesta guys neva like lissen wat I tell. An now, dese guys stay tight wit odda gods an work fo dem. Da Israel an Judah ohanas wen broke da deal I wen make wit dea ancesta guys. 
Az why dis wat me, Da One In Charge, tell: ‘I goin make one real bad kine ting happen to dem, an dey no goin get outa dat. Dey goin yell fo me help um, but I no goin lissen. 
Da peopo inside da Judah towns an da Jerusalem peopo goin yell to dea idol kine gods dey burn incense fo, fo dem help. But dose gods no goin help dem notting, wen da bad time come to dem. 
You Judah guys get plenny towns an plenny gods, jalike get one god fo ery town. An you Jerusalem guys put up plenny sacrifice places fo make one shame kine sacrifice, an dose sacrifice places fo da shame kine god Baal, jalike you guys get one sacrifice place fo ery street inside Jerusalem.’ 
“Eh Jeremiah! Az why, no pray fo dis peopo no moa! No go yell o beg me fo do stuff fo dem! Cuz I no goin lissen wen bad tings happen an dey yell fo me fo help dem. 
“I get love an aloha fo dese peopo. But dey no mo da right fo come inside my Temple. Cuz dey stay make plan Fo plenny peopo do bad kine stuff! Dey even take home da meat an fat from da sacrifices Dat stay spesho fo me! But bumbye, wen bad kine stuff happen to you guys, You guys no goin dance an sing dat time! 
“Me, Da One In Charge, befo time I make peopo know you, Cuz you jalike one strong olive tree Dat get good kine olives! But wit plenny noise jalike az one strong storm I goin burn dat tree, An da branches goin broke. 
“Me Da One In Charge, me da God Ova All Da Armies! I wen plant you guys on top dis land jalike dat olive tree. But I tell dis bout you guys now: you goin get wipe out! Az cuz you Israel ohana an Judah ohana guys wen do bad kine stuff, an dat make me come real huhu, cuz you guys burn incense fo da god Baal.” 
Da One In Charge tell me bout da plan some guys make fo kill me. Dass how I know wass happening cuz he show me wat dey stay do. 
Befo Da One In Charge tell me dat, I stay jalike one bebe sheep dat trus da peopo dat lead um out fo kill um, cuz I neva know dey make one plan agains me! Dey tell, “Eh, we goin kill dis Jeremiah buggah an wat he tell, jalike we goin wipe out one tree an eryting dat grow on top um! We goin wipe him out from da land wea peopo live. Den erybody goin foget him an his name!” 
But you, Da One In Charge, da God Ova All Da Armies, you judge peopo da right way. You know how erybody feel an how erybody tink. I wen tell you eryting fo you take kea me cuz you da Judge. Az why I like you pay back da peopo dat stay make one plan fo kill me. 
So dis da message from Da One In Charge bout da Anatot guys dat stay try fo kill me. Dey tell, “No talk fo Da One In Charge, o we goin kill you!” 
So dis wat Da One In Charge, Da God Ova All Da Armies, tell: “Me, I goin punish dem guys! Army guys wit swords goin kill dea young guys. Dea boys an girls goin mahke cuz dey no mo food. 
No goin get nobody from da Anatot guys goin stay alive, cuz I goin make real bad kine stuff happen to dem, wen da time come fo punish dem.” 
