Hosea.
3.
Da One In Charge tell me, “Go show yoa wife one mo time dat you get love an aloha fo her, no matta anodda guy love her an she stay fool aroun wit him. Go love her, jalike me Da One In Charge still love da Israel peopo, no matta dey turn away an go wit odda gods, an dey plenny ono fo eat da raisin cakes from da ceremonies fo da odda gods.” 
So, fo six ounce silva an three gunny bag barley, I buy her back from wea she stay one slave. 
Den I tell her wat she gotta do: “You goin live wit me long time. You no goin be one hoa no moa, an you no goin sleep wit odda guys, not even wit me.” 
Dass jalike one picha: Da Israel peopo goin stay long time. An all dat time, dey no goin get one king o prince, an dey no goin make sacrifice fo da odda gods. No goin get poses fo da odda gods dat stay kapu fo dem, o one spesho ves fo da Main Pries Guy, o small kine statues fo find out wat da odda gods tell. 
An bumbye da Israel peopo goin come back an try fo know dea God, Da One In Charge, an dea king dat come from King David blood line. Dey goin shake cuz dey sked, an get choke plenny respeck fo me, Da One In Charge. An dat time I goin do plenny good kine stuff fo dem. 
