Esther.
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On da day numba three, Esther put on her queen kine clotheses an go stan inside da door fo da open lanai in da middo a da palace, right across da place wea da king stay work. Da king stay sit on top his throne inside da palace, wea he can see outside da door. 
Wen he see Queen Esther standing on da open lanai, he like talk wit her, so he poin his gold rod at her. An Esther go by him an touch da end a da rod. 
Den da king aks her, “Wat you like, Queen Esther? Wat you stay aks fo? Even if you aks fo half a eryting I own, I goin give um to you.” 
She tell, “If you like, I like you—an bring Haman too—fo come today fo one spesho dinna I stay make fo you.” 
Da king tell his guys, “Bring Haman now, fo us do wat Esther tell.” So da king an Haman eat da dinna Esther make. 
Wen dey stay drink da wine, da king aks Esther one mo time, “Now wat you like? I goin give um to you, even half da stuff I own. I goin do dat fo you!” 
Esther tell him, “Dis da ting I like fo you do: 
If you da king like me, an like do wat I tell, den I like you da king—an Haman too—come one mo time tomorra fo anodda dinna I goin make. Den I goin tell you wat I like you fo do.” 
Haman go out dat day an he feel real good inside. He real happy. But wen he see Mordecai by da king gate, an see dat Mordecai neva stan up fo him, an show he no sked a him, Haman come even mo huhu agains Mordecai den befoa. 
But still yet Haman no say notting, an go home. 
Haman call togedda his frenz an Zeresh his wife. He talk big to dem bout all his rich stuffs, bout all his boys, an how da king show him plenny respeck, an make him mo importan den all da odda alii an palace guys dat stay work fo da king. 
He tell dem, “An az not all! I da ony one Queen Esther wen tell fo come wit da king fo eat one dinna she make. An she tell me one mo time fo come eat anodda dinna wit him tomorra. 
But dat no mean notting to me! Cuz I see Mordecai da Jew erytime sitting ova dea by da king gate, an he no stan up wen I come!” 
Zeresh, Haman wife, an all his frenz tell him, “Go tell somebody put up one long sharp pole 75 feet high, fo poke thru Mordecai body, an in da morning tell da king fo tell his guys poke Mordecai wit da pole. Den go wit da king to da dinna, an feel good inside.” Haman like dat plenny. He tell his guys fo put up da pole fo poke Mordecai an kill um. 
