2 Kings.
2.
Da time come fo Da One In Charge carry Elijah up inside da sky inside one whirlwind. Az wen Elijah an Elisha stay leave Gilgal. 
Elijah tell Elisha, “You stay ova hea. Cuz Da One In Charge wen tell me fo go Bethel side.” But Elisha tell, “Jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive an you stay alive, I shua dat I no goin leave you.” So dey go down Bethel side. 
All da guys Bethel side dat stay learn how fo talk fo God, come outa da town by Elisha. Dey tell Elisha, “You know Da One In Charge goin take away yoa boss Elijah from you today?” Elisha tell, “Yeah, I know. But no need talk bout dis.” 
Den Elijah tell Elisha, “Elisha, you stay ova hea. Cuz Da One In Charge tell me now fo go Jericho side.” Elisha tell, “Jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive an you stay alive, I shua dat I no goin leave you.” So dey go Jericho side. 
All da guys Jericho side dat stay learn how fo talk fo God, go by Elisha. Dey aks him, “You know Da One In Charge goin take away yoa boss Elijah from you today?” Elisha tell, “Yeah, I know. But no talk notting bout dis.” 
Den Elijah tell Elisha, “You, stay ova hea. Cuz Da One In Charge tell me now fo go da Jordan Riva.” An Elisha tell, “Jalike fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive an you stay alive, I shua dat I no goin leave you.” So da two guys hele on. 
Get fifty guys Jericho side dat stay learn how fo talk fo God, an dey go too. But dey stop, an no go nea da place wea Elijah an Elisha stay stan by da Jordan Riva, cuz dey like see wat goin happen. 
Elijah take off his robe, roll um up, an wack da watta wit um. Da watta open up to da right side an da lef side, an da two guys go da odda side on top da dry groun. 
Afta dey go da odda side, Elijah tell Elisha, “Befo Da One In Charge take me up inside da sky an away from you, tell me wat you like me do fo you.” Elisha tell, “I like you give me double da powa inside my spirit den you get.” 
Elijah tell, “Dass real hard, wat you aks fo! But if you see me wen Da One In Charge take me up, you goin get mo plenny powa. But if you no see me, you no goin get um.” 
Wen dey stay walk an talk togedda, right den an dea one war wagon on fire an horses on fire show up, an make da two guys go apart. Den Elijah go up inside da sky inside one whirlwind. 
Elisha see wat wen happen, an he yell cuz he sore inside, “My faddah! My faddah! Az was da war wagon an da horse driva guys, all from Israel!” Elisha no see Elijah no moa. Den he rip his clotheses, an make two piece, fo show he stay sad inside. 
He pick up da robe dat wen fall down from Elijah, an go back da Jordan Riva, an stan up on da dry groun. 
Den he take da robe dat wen fall down from Elijah, an wack da watta wit um. He tell, “Da One In Charge, you stay by me, o wat? You da God Elijah wen pray to!” Wen Elisha wack da watta, da riva open up to da right side an da lef side, an he walk ova da odda side. 
All da guys from Jericho dat stay learn how fo talk fo God see dis. Dey tell, “Da same kine spirit dat wen stay in charge a Elijah, stay take ova Elisha awready!” An dey go meet him, an go down on top da groun in front him fo show respeck. 
Dey tell, “Look. Us guys stay yoa worka guys, an we get fifty strong guys hea. Try let um go an look fo yoa boss. Maybe da Spirit from Da One In Charge wen pick him up, an put him down on top one mountain, o inside one gulch.” Elisha tell, “Nah. No need sen dem.” 
Dey stay tell “But gotta make shua he no stay!” till Elisha come shame fo tell um no, one mo time. So he tell, “Kay den, let um go look.” Dey sen fifty guys dat look fo three days, but dey no find Elijah. 
Elisha go stay inside Jericho town. Wen dey come back by him, he tell um, “I wen tell you guys no go.” 
One time, da Jericho guys tell Elisha, “Eh boss, oua town stay one good place, jalike you can see. But da watta stay bad, an all ova da land no can grow food notting.” 
Elisha tell, “Bring me one new bowl, an put salt inside um.” So dey bring um by him. 
Den he go out by da place wea da watta come outa da groun, an he throw da salt inside da watta. He tell, “Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘I wen make dis watta come good. No goin make nobody mahke one mo time. An da land goin start fo give plenny food.’” 
So dis how da watta stay good still yet today, cuz a wat Elisha wen tell. 
From dea, Elisha go up Bethel town. Wen he stay walk, some young guys come outa dea town, an make fun a him. Dey tell, “No come ova hea, you bolohead!” 
He turn aroun, an look at dem, an he tell Da One In Charge put kahuna on top dem, cuz he Da One In Charge guy. Den two bears come out from da fores, an attack da young guys an hurt forty-two a dem. 
Den Elisha go on from dea Mount Carmel side, an from ova dea he go back Samaria town. 
