1 Corint.
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Eh my braddahs an sistahs! Wen I wen go by you guys firs time, I wen tell you guys all da kine stuff from God dat nobody eva know befo time. But I neva ack jalike I mo betta den you guys. An wen I wen talk to you guys, I neva talk jus fo look smart. 
Wen I was wit you guys, I figga lidis: I ony know one ting, an dass Jesus Christ. He da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, but was him da peopo wen hang on top one cross fo kill um. An dass da ony ting I know fo shua. 
You know, da firs time, wen I go ova dea by you guys, I no feel strong. I was sked an shaking. 
No matta I stay teach, o stay talk to plenny guys, same ting, aah? I neva like talk jus fo make peopo tink, “Eh, we can trus wat dis guy stay tell us, cuz he know how fo talk real good, aah?” No ways, brah! But wen I talk, I show you guys dat I get da Spirit in charge a me, an az why I get da powa fo talk. 
Cuz I figga, no good you guys trus God jus cuz you hear smart kine stuff somebody tell. Mo betta you trus God cuz he da One get da powa, an you see wat he do. 
Fo shua, wen us guys talk to da peopo dat stay solid inside, we teach um wat fo do erytime. But we no teach da same kine stuff da peopo inside da world stay teach nowdays bout wat fo do erytime, o da smart kine stuff da leada guys tink dass smart. (Dem leada guys, dey all goin come wipe out, you know.) 
Us guys, we teach ony da kine stuff dat come strait from God bout how fo know wat fo do erytime. Cuz God hide um from da peopo befo time, but from da start he figga he goin let us guys know um, fo bumbye us come awesome to da max. 
But da leada guys dat stay in charge nowdays, dey neva undastan. If dey wen undastan, fo shua dey no goin hang oua awesome Boss on top da cross fo kill um. 
Az why da smart kine stuff from God, az jalike da Bible tell, “Get tings you neva see befo time, Get tings you neva hear bout befo time, You no can even figga how unreal dis ting goin be. Dass da kine stuff God make ready Fo us guys dat get love an aloha fo him.” 
But fo us guys, God show us all da stuff we neva know befo time cuz God Spirit stay in charge a us. Da Spirit, he undastan wat eryting mean. He even know eryting bout God, even wass hard fo us undastan. 
Us guys, we all get oua spirit inside us. Dass how we know how we tink an ack. Same ting wit God—No mo nobody know how God tink an ack, but God Spirit, he know. 
Da spirit us guys get inside us, az not da same spirit dat da peopo inside da world get. We get da Spirit dat come from God, cuz God like us know all da good kine stuff he give us guys. 
Dass da kine stuff us guys stay talk bout. Us guys teach da stuff God Spirit teach us. We no need talk fancy kine, jalike how da smart guys like talk wen dey teach. But us guys, we make shua da peopo dat stay tight wit God Spirit undastan da tings dat come from God Spirit. 
Dass why, if get one guy dat no mo God Spirit in charge a him, but ony da spirit dat da peopo inside da world get, dat guy no goin lissen da stuff dat come from God Spirit. He goin figga, “Az wase time!” No way da guy goin undastan. Gotta stay tight wit God Spirit fo figga out if dat kine stuff stay true. 
Da guys dat stay tight wit God Spirit, dey can figga um out. But same time, all da odda peopo, dey no can figga out dat guy. 
Jalike da Bible tell: “Who can figga out wat God stay figga, aah? O who can teach God wat he suppose to do? No mo nobody!” But us guys, we know all dat cuz Christ help us guys figga um out jalike he figga um out. 
