1 Samuel.
29.
So dass how was: da Filisha guys get all dea army guys togedda Afek side, an da Israel army guys get dea camp Jezreel side, by da puka wea da watta come out. 
Da five Filisha king guys stay march. Some a dem get hundreds a army guys, an some a dem get tousans a army guys. David an his guys stay march in da las part wit Akish. 
Da army officers fo da Filisha guys aks da king guys, “Wat bout all dese Hebrew guys?” Akish tell dem, “Dis David. He was one officer fo Saul, da Israel king. He stay wit me mo den one year awready. From da time he wen bag from Saul till now, he neva do notting wrong.” 
But da Filisha officer guys come huhu wit Akish, an tell him, “Make da buggah go back dea to da town wea you wen tell him fo stay in charge! No way he goin go wit us guys fo fight! Bumbye, he goin change his mind an go agains us guys wen we stay fight! Maybe he tink, if he go cut off oua guys heads fo shua King Saul goin let him come back! 
You know, dis David, he da same guy dat da Hebrew peopo wen sing bout wen dey dance: “‘Saul wack down tousans a guys, An David wack down ten tousans a guys.’” 
So Akish tell David fo come. He tell David, “Fo shua, yoa God, Da One In Charge, stay alive, an fo shua you one guy dat stay do wass right. Da way I see um, good, you go wit me an fight inside oua army. From da time you wen come by me till now, I no find notting wrong wit you. But da way da odda king guys see um, az not good you stay wit us guys. 
So now, go back Ziklag side, an no talk bad. No do notting fo make da odda Filisha king guys come huhu.” 
David aks Akish, “How come?! Wat I wen do? I stay work fo you, so wat you find agains me, from da time I come by you till now? You my boss, da king! How come I no can fight da guys dat stay agains you, my boss, da king?” 
Akish tell, “Fo shua I stay good inside bout you, jalike you one angel messenja guy from God. But you know, aah?! da officer guys fo oua Filisha army wen tell, ‘No way dis guy goin go wit us fo fight.’ 
So, morning time, get up early, you an da odda guys. Befo time dey wen work fo yoa boss Saul too, an now dey come wit you. Go back wen get light to da town I wen give you guys.” 
So David an his guys get up early morning time fo go back da Filisha peopo land, an da Filisha guys go Jezreel fo fight dea. 
