1 Samuel.
9.
Had one guy from da Benjamin ohana, dat erybody know, Kish, Abiel boy. Dea ancestas, Zeror, Bekorat, an Afiah. 
Kish get one boy Saul. Saul, dass one good looking buggah, even mo good looking den all da odda Israel guys. He young, an eh! he real tall, mo den all da odda guys. 
Had one time, some a Kish donkeys go wea nobody can find um. Az why Kish tell his boy Saul, “Take one a da worka guys wit you an go look fo da donkeys.” 
So Saul an da worka guy, dey go up country Efraim from one side to da odda side, an thru da land aroun Shalishah. But dey no find da donkeys. Den, dey go mo down inside da Shaalim land, but da donkeys no stay ova dea too. Den dey go thru da Benjamin land, but still yet, dey no find um. 
Wen Saul an da worka guy dat stay wit him come da Zuf land, Saul tell da worka guy, “Eh, we go back awready, o my faddah no goin tink bout da donkeys no moa, an he goin worry bout us.” 
But da worka guy tell, “Eh, you know wat?! Get one guy inside dis town dat know God. Erybody get respeck fo him, an eryting da guy tell goin happen, happen. So, we go ova dea now. Maybe he tell us wea fo go.” 
Saul tell da worka guy, “If we go, wat we can take fo give him? No mo food inside oua bag awready! Us no mo present fo give da guy dat know God. Wat we get, hah?” 
Da worka guy tell Saul, “Look. I get one small piece silva. I goin give um to da guy dat know God fo him tell us guys wea fo go.” 
(Now, befo time, wit da Israel peopo, wen one guy go some place fo find out someting from God, he tell, “Come! We go by da guy dat can see wass goin happen,” cuz az wat dey call da guys dat talk fo God, dat time, “guys dat can see.”) 
Saul tell his worka guy, “Shoots, we go!” So dey go da town wea da guy dat know God stay. 
Wen dey stay go up da hill to da town, dey meet some girls dat come out fo get watta from one well. Saul guys tell dem, “Da guy dat can see wass goin happen, he stay, o wat?” 
An dey tell, “Yeah, he stay. He jus come oua town now. But you betta hurry up cuz he jus now going ahead a you guys. Az why oua peopo going to da top a da hill fo make one sacrifice dea. 
Wen you guys go inside da town, you goin find him befo he go up da hill to da sacrifice place fo eat. Da peopo no goin start fo eat befo he come, cuz he gotta pray firs fo make da sacrifice spesho fo God. Den afta dat, da guys dey wen tell fo come, goin eat. Az why go up fas, an you goin find him!” 
Saul an da worka guy go up da hill to da town. Wen dey stay go inside, right dea, get Samuel! He stay come nea dem fo go up da sacrifice place on da top a da hill. 
Da day befo Saul come dea, Da One In Charge wen tell Samuel someting he neva know befoa. He tell: 
“Bout dis time tomorra, I goin sen one guy from da Benjamin ohana land. Pour olive oil on top his head fo show he goin be da leada guy fo my Israel peopo. He da one dat goin get dem outa da Filisha guys powa. Cuz I wen see how my peopo suffa an cry an hear dem yell fo me fo help dem.” 
So wen Samuel spock Saul, Da One In Charge tell Samuel, “Right dea! Dass da guy I wen tell you bout! He goin lead my peopo!” 
Saul go nea Samuel right dea inside da town gate. He aks Samuel, “Try tell me, aah? Wea da house wea da guy dat can see wass goin happen stay?” 
Samuel tell, “I da guy! dat can see wass goin happen. Az why you stay go an I stay come, up to da sacrifice place on da top a da hill. Cuz today, you guys goin eat wit me. An morning time, I goin tell you eryting you like know, den I goin let you go home. 
Da donkeys you neva find fo da las three days, no worry bout dem. Dey no stay lost no moa. Now! All da Israel peopo goin turn to you an yoa faddah ohana, cuz dass wat dey fo real kine like see! You, dea leada!” 
But Saul tell him, “Me?! I ony one guy from da Benjamin ohana, da mos small ohana inside Israel. An my blood line, da mos small from all da odda families inside da Benjamin ohana. How come you stay telling me dis?” 
Den Samuel bring Saul an his worka guy inside da community centa. He tell dem fo sit down da mos importan place in front all da odda guys Samuel wen tell fo come. Had bout thirty guys dea. 
Samuel tell da cook guy, “Bring da piece meat I wen give you, da one I wen tell you awready fo kapu.” 
So da cook guy pick up da sacrifice leg bone wit da meat on top um (da one dat was kapu fo da pries guys ony). He put um in front Saul. Samuel tell, “Dis wat we wen keep fo you. So, eat um! I wen kapu um fo you fo dis meeting, fo you tell da peopo, ‘Go come hea eat!’” An Saul eat wit Samuel da same time. 
Afta erybody come back down from da sacrifice place on da top a da hill a da town, Samuel talk plenny wit Saul on top his flat roof. 
Saul an his worka guy wake up jus befo da sun come up. Wen da sun start fo come up, Samuel yell to Saul on top da flat roof. He tell, “Get ready, aah! I go wit you litto bit, den I let you go back home!” Wen Saul stay ready, him an Samuel go outside togedda. 
Wen Samuel an Saul go down by da edge a da town, Samuel tell Saul, “Tell yoa worka guy fo go litto mo down in front us guys.” So da worka guy go dea. Den Samuel tell Saul, “You, stay hea short time moa. An I goin let you hear wat God tell.” 
