2 Corint.
5.
Eh, us guys know dat oua body, da one us stay inside now on top da earth, az jalike one tent dat ony goin stay up short time. No matta oua body goin come wipe out, us no need worry. Cuz God get one good place fo us stay inside da sky. Peopo neva make dat place. God wen make um an dat place stay foeva! 
So us tink plenny bout how oua place inside da sky goin be. Goin feel good ova dea, jalike wen we put on new clotheses. 
Wen us guys get dea, dass jalike us no goin stay naked. Cuz den, us goin come new kine, jalike wit da new kine clotheses. 
Us stay ova hea inside dis world, an us moan an come bum out, cuz us get hard time. Us guys no like be naked, but us like put on new kine clotheses—not importan get rid a da boros kine. Not importan us goin mahke. Main ting, us guys goin come alive fo real kine! 
God, he da One wen make us ready fo all dis. He wen give us his Spirit fo show proof dat all dis goin happen. 
An dat make us feel real good inside an no need worry no moa. No matta we know dat all da time we stay alive inside dis body, we no stay in da sky wit Da One In Charge. 
Da way we live, we trus God erytime, no matta no can see him. 
Us guys feel real good inside bout dis. Dass why we figga, mo betta leave dis body hea, an go live up dea wit Da One In Charge. 
Dass why dis da mos importan ting fo us guys: fo do wat God like, no matta we stay ova hea, o we go ova dea wit God. 
You know, erybody gotta go in front Christ da Judge, an us no can hide notting. Dat time us goin get back wat we wen do, wen we wen stay inside dis world. An no matta us wen do da good kine stuff o da no good kine stuff. 
Us get choke respeck fo God. Dass why we try fo help da peopo get da same kine respeck fo him. God know how we stay inside. I like you guys know how we stay inside too. 
We no try fo make you guys tink us look good one mo time. No need! We tell you guys all dis so you can talk good stuff bout us an no mo shame. We like you guys know wat fo tell dem guys dat talk good ony bout da kine tings dey can see. But dey no talk notting bout wat dey stay tinking inside! 
Maybe somebody tink dat we stay talk lolo kine. Bodda you, o wat? We do um fo God, an God know we not lolo! An wen we talk fo real kine, we do um fo help you guys. 
Christ wen get choke love an aloha fo erybody. Dass why us guys like do wat we gotta do. Us know fo shua dat he da One wen mahke fo all da peopo. An cuz a dat, jalike erybody wen stay mahke die dead! 
Christ wen mahke fo erybody. Az how come da peopo dat stay alive fo real kine no do stuffs fo ony dem no moa. Dey do eryting ony fo Christ, da Guy dat wen mahke fo dem an wen come back alive. 
Az why from now, us no figga bout nobody da same way odda peopo figga. No matta befo time we wen figga bout Christ da same way odda peopo figga. Now, we no figga bout Christ dat way no moa. 
Dass why, whoeva stay tight wit Christ, dey one new guy. Da ol tings no stay no moa! Look! Da new tings stay come! 
All dat stuff come from God. He wen make us guys come pono wit him cuz a wat Christ wen do. An he wen tell us fo help da odda peopo come pono wit him too. 
Wen Christ wen stay inside dis world, God wen use him fo help da peopo inside da world come pono wit God. Az why he no make dem get da blame fo da way dey wen jam up. An he wen tell us guys all dat fo us kokua all da odda peopo fo dem come pono wit him. 
Us guys da guys dat talk fo Christ. We tell all da peopo dat God stay beg um fo come back. Cuz us Christ guys, we stay beg you guys, “Eh, come pono wit God.” 
Christ, he neva do notting bad, but God wen make him take inside him all da bad kine stuff us guys wen do. God wen do dat fo us guys come pono, jalike God stay pono. Dass wat Christ wen do. 
