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Da Rape
1 Jacob had one daughtah, her name Dinah. Leah wen born her fo Jacob. One time Dinah go holoholo fo make visit wit some a da wahines dat live Shekem. 2 Da main guy, dat land, was Shekem, Hamor boy from da Hiv peopo. Shekem spock Dinah, an he take her an rape her. 3 Den he start fo feel plenny love fo Dinah, Jacob daughtah. So he make nice to her. 4 Shekem tell his faddah Hamor, “I like you get me dis girl fo come my wife.”
Da Faddah Like Make One Deal
5 Jacob find out dat Shekem wen make pilau kine to his daughtah Dinah. But his boys stay inside da boonies wit da cows dat time. An Jacob neva say notting till afta da boys come home. 6-7 Shekem faddah guy Hamor go outa da town fo talk wit Jacob. He stay talking wit Jacob same time Jacob boys come back from inside da boonies. Wen dey find out wat wen happen, bodda dem plenny, an dey come plenny huhu, cuz Shekem make real pilau kine wit da Israel ohana wen he wen rape dea sistah, an dass not da kine ting suppose to do.
8 Hamor talk wit Jacob an his boys. He tell dem, “My boy Shekem, he get plenny love inside fo yoa daughtah an he like marry her. Try give her to him fo come his wife. 9 We goin make one deal fo you guys marry oua daughtahs, an us marry yoa daughtahs, aah? 10 You guys can live inside dis land wit us, any place you like live, any place you like go. You guys can make house hea, dis land.”
11 Den Shekem talk to Dinah faddah an braddah guys too. He tell um: “I like you guys make good to me. I pay wateva you guys tell me. 12 No matta how plenny stuffs you guys tell me fo pay you fo me marry da girl, I give you dat, an I give you guys presents too. I like pay wateva you guys tell me. Jus give me da girl fo come my wife!”
Da Plan
13 Wen Jacob boys ansa Shekem an his faddah guy Hamor, dey ony bulai dem. Dey talk lidat cuz a wat Shekem wen do to dea sistah Dinah. 14 Jacob boys tell Shekem guys dis: “Us guys no can give oua sistah to one guy dat neva cut skin. Cuz fo oua ohana, shame she marry one guy dat neva cut skin. 15 Ony one way we make one deal wit you guys. If you guys come jalike us guys, an all dem from yoa ohana cut skin, den okay. 16 Den you guys can marry oua daughtahs, an us guys can marry yoa daughtahs, an us can live hea, an all goin come jalike one ohana. 17 But if you guys no like lissen fo go cut skin, den us guys goin take her an go way.”
18 Hamor an his boy Shekem, real fas dey tink, az one good deal dat. 19 Da young guy Shekem, he no wait. Right den an dea he do how dey tell um, cuz he like Jacob daughtah plenny, an he da main guy fo all da Hamor ohana. 20 So Hamor an his boy Shekem, dey go da place by da town gate wea da importan peopo hang out, an dey talk to da odda guys from dea town dat stay dea. Dey tell, 21 “Dis peopo, dey oua fren. Dey no goin fight wit us guys, you know. Good dey live inside dis land, an go any place dey like, cuz ova hea get plenny land fo dem. Good fo us take dea daughtahs fo come oua wifes, an we give dem oua daughtahs too. 22 But fo make one deal wit dem fo live wit us guys an come jalike one ohana, all us guys gotta cut skin jalike dem. 23 An if we do dis, dea cows an dea stuffs an all dea animals, all dat goin be fo us guys! Fo dem make house wit us guys, ony get dis one ting we gotta tell we goin do, jalike dey tell us fo do.”
24 So all da guys from da town dat stay ol enuff fo dea army lissen Hamor an his boy Shekem. An dey all cut skin.
Jacob Boys Bus Up Da Shekem Peopo
25 Three day afta da Shekem guys cut skin, dey still sore. Simeon an Levi, Jacob boys an Dinah braddah guys, dey take dea swords an go inside da town, an nobody know dey stay coming. Az how dey kill all da guys. 26 Hamor an his boy Shekem, dey kill dem too wit swords. Den Simeon an Levi take Dinah outa Shekem house an go back dea place.
27 Jacob odda boys, dey go da town wea da mahke bodies stay, an steal eryting from da mahke guys houses, all ova da town, cuz az wea dea sistah wen get rape. 28 Jacob boys take all da sheeps an goats an cows an donkeys, eryting dat get inside da town an outside da town. 29 Dey take all da stuff dass worth plenny, an all da kids an da ol peopo, an da mahke guys wifes, eryting inside dea houses. Jalike one army, dey take da wahines an da kids, an dey steal eryting from inside dea house.
30 Laytas, Jacob tell Simeon an Levi, “You guys! You make me come kapu da way erybody see me! Cuz a dis, da peopo dat live inside dis land, da Canaan peopo an da Periz peopo, dey goin hate me, jalike I haunas! I no mo plenny guys wit me, you know. So if dey come togedda fo fight me, dey goin bus me up fo real kine an wipe me out, me an my ohana.”
31 But da boys tell Jacob, “Wot! You tink az good fo dem make to oua sistah jalike she one hoa, o wat? No way!”