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Ish-Boshet Get Kill
1 Wen Saul boy Ish-Boshet hear dat Abner get murda Hebron side, he lose fight. An all da Israel peopo come bum out. 2 Two guys in Saul boy Ish-Boshet army lead da army guys dat go attack towns wea da peopo stay agains Ish-Boshet an steal stuff. Dey braddahs, Baanah an Rekab. Dea faddah, Rimmon from Beerot town, from da Benjamin ohana. You know, erybody tink dat Beerot, az one Benjamin town inside da Benjamin ohana land. 3 Az cuz da peopo dat live Beerot befo time, wen run away Gittaim side, an stay ova dea till today, no matta dey no come from Gittaim.
4 ✡(One mo ting, aah? Saul boy Jonathan get one boy name Mefiboshet dat no can walk good. He was five year ol wen Saul an Jonathan mahke. Somebody come his house from Jezreel fo tell erybody dat his faddah an granfaddah, mahke awready. Da wahine dat take kea him wen pick um up an run away. But cuz she rush, da boy fall down an hurt his two feets. Az how come he no can walk good.)
5-7 So Rekab an Baanah, Rimmon boys from Beerot, dey go Ish-Boshet house. Dey come dea wen da sun stay real hot, aroun noon time. Ish-Boshet stay res on top his bed, inside da bedroom. Dey go inside da house, an ack jalike dey goin get some wheat. But dey stab Ish-Boshet inside da belly an kill um. Afta dey stab um, dey cut off his head. Den Rekab an his braddah Baanah bag outa dea. Dey take da head wit dem, an go all nite makai da Jordan Riva valley. 8 Dey bring Ish-Boshet head by David Hebron side, an tell da king, “Hea, da head from Ish-Boshet! His faddah Saul wen stay agains you an try fo kill you. Today Da One In Charge stay pay back Saul an da guys dat come from him, fo wat dey wen do to you, oua boss da king!”
9 But David tell Rekab an his braddah Baanah, Rimmon boys from Beerot, “Fo shua Da One In Charge stay alive, an he do wat he gotta do fo make shua I stay alive, no matta get all kine trouble. 10 ✡Wen one guy Ziklag side wen tell me, ‘You know wat?! Saul stay mahke awready!’ dat guy tink dat he tell me good kine stuff. But I wen grab da guy an kill um. Az how I wen pay him fo tell dat good kine stuff! 11 Now, I gotta do even moa! Cuz some bad peopo wen go kill one guy dat neva do notting wrong, inside his house an on top his bed. Now, fo shua, I goin pay back you guys fo murda Ish-Boshet! I goin wipe out you guys from dis world!”
12 So David tell his army guys fo kill dem, an dey kill um. Dey cut off dea hands an feets an hang up dea bodies by da watta place Hebron side. But dey take Ish-Boshet head an bury um inside Abner tomb Hebron side.
✡ 4:4 4:4: 2Sam 9:3 ✡ 4:10 4:10: 2Sam 1:1-16