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1 One time, Da One In Charge give Jehu, Hanani boy, dis message fo King Baasha:
2 “Befo time, you was notting. I wen pick you up from da dirt. I wen make you da leada guy fo my peopo, da Israel peopo. But you wen go make jalike King Jeroboam. You make my Israel peopo go do bad kine stuff. Cuz a you, an da bad tings dey do, dey piss me off! 3 So, I goin wipe out you an all yoa ohana, King Baasha. I goin make yoa ohana come jalike da ohana dat come from Jeroboam, Nebat boy, all pau. 4 Anybody from yoa ohana mahke inside one town, da dogs goin eat um. If dey stay mahke inside da country side, da scavenja birds goin eat um.”
5 All da odda stuff dat stay happen wen Baasha stay king, an all da tings he wen do, an all da powa he get, stay write inside da Record Book Fo Da Israel Kings. 6 Den Baasha mahke. Da peopo bury him wit his ancesta guys inside Tirzah town. An Baasha boy Elah come da nex king.
7 All da time Baasha was king, he make any kine fo piss off Da One In Charge. He ack jalike da Jeroboam ohana. Da One In Charge even give Jehu, Hanani boy, dat guy dat talk fo God, da message fo King Baasha an his ohana. Jehu tell um all da kine stuff Da One In Charge see Baasha stay do, jalike da Jeroboam ohana guys do. An cuz a dat, God go afta Baasha too.
Elah Come King Israel Side
8 Da numba 26 year dat Asa stay king Judah side, Elah, Baasha boy, come king fo da Israel peopo. He stay king Tirzah town, two year. 9 One guy Zimri, one a da palace guys fo Elah dat stay in charge a half da war wagons, make one plan fo kill Elah. Dat time, Elah go Tirzah side, Arza house, da guy dat stay in charge a da Tirzah palace, an he stay drink an come piloot ova dea. 10 Zimri go ova dea an wack Elah an kill um. Den Zimri take ova an come king afta Elah. Dat time was da numba 27 year dat Asa stay king Judah side.
11 Wen Zimri take ova da throne fo come king, he go kill all da guys from da Baasha ohana, an even Baasha odda ohana guys an dea frenz. 12 Dass how Zimri wen wipe out all da Baasha ohana peopo. Dis happen jalike Da One In Charge wen tell da guy Jehu dat talk fo him fo tell Baasha. 13 Da One In Charge make dis happen cuz a all da bad kine stuff Baasha an his boy Elah wen do, an all da bad kine tings dey wen make da Israel peopo do, fo make dea God, Da One In Charge, come huhu, cuz Baasha an Elah wen stick to da idol kine gods dat no can do notting. 14 Da odda stuff dat happen wen Elah stay king, an all da tings he wen do, stay write inside da Record Book Fo Da Israel Kings.
Zimri Come King Israel Side
15 Da numba 27 year wen Asa stay king fo da Judah peopo, Zimri wen come king Tirzah town—but ony fo seven day. Dat time, da Israel army guys stay camp in tents fo make ready fo fight da Filisha peopo dat live Gibbeton town. 16 Wen da Israel army guys inside da camp find out dat Zimri wen make one plan an kill King Baasha, dat same day da Israel guys wen make da general fo dea army, Omri, da king fo Israel, right dea inside da camp. 17 Den Omri an all da Israel guys wit him wen go way from Gibbeton town, an go all aroun outside Tirzah town fo attack um. 18 Wen Zimri see da Israel army goin take ova Tirzah town, he go inside da place wit real strong wall inside da palace, an burn down da palace on top him. Dass how Zimri wen mahke, 19 cuz a da kine tings he wen do, dat stay bad da way Da One In Charge see um. Da way Zimri do bad kine stuff, an da way he make da Israel peopo do bad kine stuff too, he make jalike Jeroboam wen do. 20 Da odda stuff dat happen wen Zimri stay king, an how he make one plan fo kill King Elah, all dat stay write inside da Record Book Fo Da Israel Kings.
Omri Come King Israel Side
21 Dat time, da Israel peopo wen go take sides. Half a dem like Tibni, Ginat boy, fo come king, an da oddas like fo Omri stay king. 22 But da peopo dat stay tight wit Omri mo strong den da peopo wit Tibni, Ginat boy. Az why Tibni mahke, an Omri stay da king.
23 Was da numba 31 year dat Asa stay king Judah side, wen Omri come king fo da Israel peopo. He stay king twelve year. Da firs six year, he stay Tirzah town. 24 Den Omri buy da hill dey call Samaria now. He buy um from Shemer, an he pay Shemer 150 poun silva. On top dat hill, he build one town. He give da town da name Samaria, fo no foget da name Shemer, da guy dat own da hill befo time. 25 But Omri, he do bad kine stuff, da way Da One In Charge see um. Omri wen do mo plenny bad kine stuff den all da king guys befo him. 26 Omri wen do all da same kine bad stuff jalike Jeroboam, Nebat boy, wen do. He make da Israel peopo do bad kine stuff too. Az how Omri make Da One In Charge, da God Fo Da Israel Peopo, come huhu cuz Omri pray to da idol kine gods dat no can do notting. 27 Odda stuff wen happen wen Omri stay king, an all da tings he wen do an all da powa he get stay inside da Record Book Fo Da Israel Kings. 28 Den Omri mahke jalike his ancesta guys. Da peopo bury him inside Samaria town. An Omri boy Ahab come da nex king.
Ahab Come King Israel Side
29 Ahab, Omri boy, come da nex king fo da Israel peopo, da numba 38 year dat Asa stay king fo da Judah peopo. Ahab stay king fo da Israel peopo inside Samaria town 22 year. 30 Ahab, Omri boy, he do plenny bad kine stuff, da way Da One In Charge see um, mo bad den all da odda king guys befo him. 31 Fo Ahab, az no big ting fo him do da same kine bad kine stuff jalike Jeroboam, Nebat boy. He wen marry Jezebel, her faddah Etbaal, da king fo da Sidon peopo. He wen start fo make da god Baal be his god, an go down an show um respeck. 32 He build one temple fo Baal Samaria side, an he put one altar dea fo make sacrifice to Baal. 33 An he put up one pos dea fo pray to da wahine god Asherah too. He do plenny fo make Da One In Charge, da God Fo Da Israel Peopo, come huhu, mo den all da odda kings fo da Israel peopo dat come befo him.
34 ✡Da time Ahab stay king, one guy Hiel from Bethel town wen go build Jericho town one mo time. Wen he make da foundation, his numba one boy Abiram mahke. Wen he put up da big town gate, his mos young boy Segub mahke. Dass wat Joshua, Nun boy, tell befo time, cuz Da One In Charge tell um fo tell dat.
✡ 16:34 16:34: Josh 6:26