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David Like Bring Back Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal
1 David an all da main leada guys fo his army talk togedda—da ones dat lead tousan guys, an da ones dat lead hundred guys. 2 Den he tell all da Israel peopo dat come togedda, “If you guys tink az good, an if dis come from oua God dass Da One In Charge a us, we goin sen messenja guys all ova da Israel land. We sen um by all oua odda braddah guys dat no stay hea now, an by da pries guys an da Levi ohana peopo dat stay wit dem inside dea towns an dea grass lands. We tell dem come togedda wit us guys. 3 We like bring back da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit Oua God, to wea us guys stay. Cuz all da time Saul stay king, us guys neva use um fo find out wat God like us fo do.” 4 All da peopo tink az good too, cuz az da right ting fo do.
5 ✡Az why David bring togedda all da Israel guys from da Shihor Stream Egypt side to Lebo-Hamat north side, fo bring da Box from Kiriat-Jearim. 6 ✡David an all da Israel guys wit him go Baalah inside Judah (az da ol name fo Kiriat-Jearim), fo bring da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit God from ova dea. Dat Box stay fo make peopo no foget wat kine god Da One In Charge. He da One get his throne ova da two spesho angel watcha guy statues dat stay on top da Box.
7 Dey move da Box Fo God from Abinadab house on top one new wagon, wit Uzzah an Ahio fo show da cows dat pull da wagon wea fo go. 8 David an da odda Israel guys go all out fo dance an sing in front Da One In Charge wit small harp, bass harp, tammorine, cymbal, an metal trumpet.
9 Dey come da place wea da Kidon ohana guys split da wheat an barley from da junk kine stuff, an da cows trip an almos make da Box fall down. Uzzah put out his hand fo grab da Box. 10 But Da One In Charge come real huhu wit Uzzah an wack him, cuz he wen touch da Box. So Uzzah mahke right den an dea in front God.
11 Den David come huhu cuz Da One In Charge wen broke out agains Uzzah. An till now dey still call dat place Perez-Uzzah. Perez mean “broke out.”
12 But den, David come real sked a God. He tell, “No way I can bring da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal Wit God my place!” 13 Az why David give up fo take da Box fo stay by him inside David Town. He take da Box off da road an leave um Obed-Edom house, da guy from Gat town. 14 ✡Da Box stay wit Obed-Edom guys inside his house fo three month. An Da One In Charge do good kine stuff fo da Obed-Edom ohana an eryting Obed-Edom get.
✡ 13:5 13:5: 1Sam 7:1-2 ✡ 13:6 13:6: Outa 25:22 ✡ 13:14 13:14: 1Rec 26:4-5